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(By Auro-Sya & Punkstar738)

List 10 Hetalia characters in a random order
1) Sweden
2) England
3) France
4) Lithuania
5) Prussia
6) Denmark
7) Norway
8) Italy
9) Spain
10) Switzerland


You wake up to find [5] sitting next to your bed.
Steph: *rubs eyes and wakes up to find-* "Prussia! What are you doing here?"
Prussia: *Groggily* "Shush frau, your voice is going threw me."
Steph: "Prussia, what are you doing in bed with me?"
Prussia: "Heh.. Kese-... kesesese... I don't even know. I thought this was Sara's bed."
Steph: "... You're in the wrong country for that."

After dealing with that, you go to get dressed and ready for your day ー only to have [4] invade your room and choose your clothes for you. No exception.
Lithuania: *sighs* "I'm sorry Steph, but Poland is insisting I choose your clothes for you today. He said he's tired of seeing you wear the same basic set up every day."
Steph: "Huh? What do you mean?! I wear a different top and denim skirt every- oh yes I get it now. Fine, choose whatever you like."
Lithuania: *Chooses pretty granny-styled clothes xD*

Now that you're a fashion disaster ー or fashion win? ー you head to the kitchen and discover [8] making you breakfast.
Italy: "Ve~ Morning Stephie!"
Steph: "... What are you doing in my kitchen?!"
Italy: "Making pasta~!"
Steph: "I can see that! But how did you get in here?! And who eats pasta for breakfast?!"
Italy: "Ve... sorry Steph... it's just I've seen you cook before and I felt sorry for you so I thought I'd cook for you..."
Steph: OTL "I'm not a bad cook I swear..."


Oh crap! You missed the bus! Fortunately, [1] is here to give you a ride.
Sweden: "... Would y' like a r'de?"
Steph: *BAD POKER FACE*
Sweden: "... Steph?"
Steph: "U-uh... I-I'll walk." *WALKS OFF*


By some miracle you make it to school on time. Heading to your first class, you get a new seating arrangement and have to sit in the back with [6]. What goes on for the rest of the period?
Denmark: *Staring at the teacher's backside* "How does she get it so tight and plump?!"
Steph: "hm?" *looks* "Oh wow! Still not as tight as Mr Roman Empire's buttocks! Whoa would I like to tie him to my bed and give him a spanking."
Denmark: "Haha, oh oh oh, and if you had butter, you could make everything delicious and slippery."
Steph: "Oh! Oh! And shiny!"
Denmark: "It would make the bed so greasy though! That's the only down side."
Steph: "Den-Den, my dear, are you forgetting that we have these wonderful contraptions called 'washing machines' to deal with the after affect of our buttery butt sex!"
Denmark: "YES! Steph! We have just discovered that butter is the best and tastiest lube possible!"
Teacher: ... "I think you two should sit apart from each other..."
Whole class: *staring at us*


Study hall ー [9] is failing a class and is working on make-up homework next to you. They ask you for help and...?
Spain: "Chica... I'm still not perfect with my English so can you explain to me the different between a compound sentence and a complex sentence?"
Steph: *Goes on massive

Time for Physical Education! (Gym if you don't want to be technical) The class plays dodgeball and somehow you and [2] are the last two players on your team.
Steph & England: "FOR ENGLAND!"
and of course we win.


In the shower after gym, you find [7] in a towel making poses in the mirrors.
Steph: "...Norway?"
Norway: *pokerface* "...What?"
Steph: "... N-Nothing..."


Hope you can sing ー it's time for experimental music! You walk into the class to find [3] rocking out on a tuba.
Steph: ... "The Tuba? Really France? You chose the most un-sexiest of instruments?"
France: "Oh hon hon hon, maybe it's not sexy when you play it, but zhat is clearly because you are not moi. I am so sexy that I can bring out zhe inner beauty of this instrument."
Steph: "... You keep telling yourself that. Now shut up so I can sing Damn frog."
France: "Ugh, if your voice is anything like your face zhan I 'ad better leave now."
Steph: "I've been complimented on my voice... now and then..."
France: "Again, a bit like your face; you will get complimented on it but only because people are tryin' to be nice and polite."
Steph: "OH ho... well someone is being a massive twat today. What happened, did you get slapped and rejected again?"
France: "Oh please, when is moi ever slapped and rejected? You know, Stephanie, green is such a bad colour for you; you should stop being so jealous and prideful and actually ask me for advice on how to bring out your inner beauty."
Steph: "No thank you; I don't want to go around as a cowardly pansy."

[10] is walking with you, when they suddenly "trip" and fall down a flight of stairs.
Switzerland: "I'm really proud of Liechtenstein, she's doing so well in her-" *BADDDUUMMM*
Steph: "... Switzerland... are you-... ok-... AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA"


Lunch! You're sitting with the usual group of [2], [9], and [5].
Steph: "England~!... Spain and Prussia? Hm, it could have almost been the bad touch trio but then again, me and France don't exactly get on."
England: "Steph, who in blasted hell are you talking to?"
Steph: *looks out of the laptop screen and straight into your eyes* "Oh... no-one."

Science class is about to start and you're doing a partner-required experiment today. But because someone is out sick, there's an odd number of students. [4] and [6] are fighting over who gets to be your partner.
Lithuania: "A-Ah I think Steph should work with me. You two always seem to make a mess of things when you work together... for the safety and sanity of our class, I think-"
Steph: "COME ON DENMARK! LETS GO GET THE ACIDS!"
Denmark: "Right behind you!"


Free period! You head to the library only to find [1] having a secret "study session" with [8].
Sweden: "......... d' y' understand yet?"
Italy: "V-Ve y-yes just don't hurt me!"
Steph: "... Why are you two together?"
Italy: "S-Steph! Save me! Save me!"
Steph: "Sweden's not going to hurt you..." *Looks at Sweden*
Sweden: *DEATH GLARE OF DOOM*
Steph: "N-nya... s-so sexy..."


Since the library is out of the question, you head to the computer lab instead ー where [7] is doing something totally school inappropriate on the Internet!!
Norway: *Watching butter porn*
Steph: "Awwwh damn it, someone beat me and Denmark to it."


Scarred for life, you head outside in hopes of finding some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, before you can settle, [3] and [10] find you.
France: "Oh hon, Stephanie-"
Steph: "Would you STOP calling me that?!"
France: "Non, your reaction is too adorable. You seem a mix of furious and embarrassed."
Steph: "Oh, so my face isn't as bad as earlier now?"
France: "Only because it makes pretty shades of red and pink."
Steph: "Urgh... a-ah Switzerland... are you OK?"
Switzerland: *Bandaged head* "NO! YOU LEFT ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS WHILE YOU LAUGHED!" *prepares gun*
Steph: "... ONLY TIME I WILL RETREAT LIKE A PUSSY FRENCHMAN IS NOW!"


Nothing got done during free period, so now you head to math class. But immediately you're tugged into the seat between [2] and [6], who are fighting with each other for some reason.
England: "You blasted twit! Stay away from me!"
Denmark: "Oh come on England, you can relax, I'm not a viking anymore."
England: "The things you did to me were absolutely horrifying!"
Denmark: "I revolutionised the way you lived and helped form the society of today for you."
England: "You came to my home in drag and beat me up!"
Steph: ... "I-... I'm going to stay out of this."


End of math ー thank the heavens! On your way out, a rubber-band is shot against the back of your head. You turn around to see that [4] was the culprit.
Steph: "Ouch, Lithuania why did you do that?"
Lithuania: "OH! I'm so sorry! It was an accident!"


Now for the last class of the day; art. Doing a pottery unit, you're casually working at your "pot" when [5], [7], and [9] start a mushy-clay fight!
Steph: "Prussia! Norway! Spain!- NORWAY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Norway: "..."
Steph: "... Are you feeling OK today?!"
Norway: "... Why wouldn't I be?"
Steph: "You've just been acting a little str-" CLAY IN THE FAAACE!


The art teacher is making the entire class stay after to clean up the very messy room. You and [1] are paired off to be "cleaning buddies". Do you actually get any cleaning done?
Steph: *... if I don't faint over the sexy Swede, we get all the cleaning done.*


After the room has been satisfactorily cleaned, you're allowed to go home. [10] walks you home, since you missed the bus for the second time that day.
Switzerland: "Sorry about earlier... I guess I shouldn't have been so hasty. You stayed in a neutral position over my fall so I can't really be mad."
Steph: "Yeah..."


Upon reaching your house, you spy [3] and [8] having a cardboard sword fight out front ー and [3] is losing.
Steph: "France... you're LOSING to ITALY?!... Meh no surprises there."
France: "Non, shut up! I am not losing! I am biding my time!"
Italy: "Ve~! Japan taught me this move!" *Stab*
France: "GAH!"
Steph: "Uh France! A-are you OK!?"
France: *lying on the floor with his eyes clothes*
Steph: *runs to him* Oh dear, how strong can cardboard be!? France!
France: "..."
Steph: "E-Eh..."
France: *puckers lips*
Steph: -_- "THIS ISN'T A FAIRY TALE YOU FROG! AND EVEN IF I KISSED YOU YOU WOULDN'T TURN INTO A PRINCE!"
Italy: "Veeeee~"

Thinking you finally can get some relaxation, you go to sink into the couch ー only to have the doorbell ring.  It's [9] and [10], here for a surprise group study!
Steph: "Spain and Switzerland? Bah ok, let's do this!"


Homework is done! All that's left is dinner! And, low-and-behold, [6] is somehow in your kitchen, cooking.... something.
Denmark: "I'm cooking Danishes!"
Steph: "You need to stop just walking into my kitchen."


</b>Having eaten, you FINALLY can relax in peace, right? Wrong; [7] calls you to mope over something [3] did. </b>
Norway: "... France is such an annoying bitch."
Steph: "You've only just figured that out? What did he do to you?"
Norway: "... Stole my butter."


Lengthy phone calls over, you head upstairs to head to bed. But there's a problem with that... [4] is going through your underwear drawer.
Steph: "L-Lithuania WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"
Lithuania: "A-AH! I-IT'S NOT WHAT IT L-LOOKS LIKE! POLAND WAS HERE AND HE WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR UNDERWEAR AND WAS SAYING HOW YOU SHOULD DRESS IN CUTE THINGS RATHER THAN SEXY THINGS! THEN HE MESSED UP YOUR DRAWS A-AND I-I WAS PUtting... everything... back... s-sorry."
Steph: "Can you and Poland just stop breaking into my house please?!"


Exhausted from such a long day, you sink into bed. However, the presence of another causes a disturbance in the force... Is that [2] looking through your window?
England: "... You locked me out."
Steph: "Oh bugger! Sorry landlord!"


Back in bed, you're about to drift off when your neighbor, [8], starts blasting loud music next door.
Italy: "Ve~! Music!"
Steph: "meh, I'm a university student, I'm used to this."


Unable to sleep, you stare up at the ceiling andー HOLY KUMAJESUS, is that [1] staring down at you from a hole in the ceiling?!
Steph: "GAH! SWEDEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! SWEDEN! STHAP! AH *passes out*"


At last, sleep starts to take you into it's arms. So warm, so comforting, so.... Real. Oh wait, it's not sleep holding you. It's [5].
Prussia: "Kesesese"


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